The Horror
Seeing that my better half is a doctor, I thought I'd enlighten you with a couple of shit diagnoses - but not in the way you think.

The first one I want to introduce you to is COPREMISIS

Copre, meaning shit and misis, meaning the little rodents that Mr Jeeves chases. (OK - it probably means vomiting...). The actual definition is:

The vomiting of fecal matter that has been drawn into the stomach from the intestine by spasmodic contractions of the gastric muscles. Also called copremesis, stercoraceous vomiting

Now I want you to think about this for a couple of seconds. There's a medical condition that makes you vomit shit. How disgusting is that? If it were me that suffered from this I'd take a bullet in the head after the first bout. There's no way on this Earth I could cope with that...

And the second one I want to introduce you to is CAECOVAGINAL FISTULA

It comes from CAECO, meaning cac or poo ,VAGINAL, meaning lady bits and FISTULA meaning what caused the tissue to tear in the first place, i.e. FISTING.

Now Rob keeps going on about if he could shit out of his cock. Well, for the ladies, this is a fairly common condition where they actually shit out of their vagina (or FRONT BOTTOM as it's known in medical jargon). It's caused by a tear between the caecum (shitpipe) and vagina which allows the passage of shit between the two systems. Medically, this is known as Sewer and Playground Syndrome.

So there you have it. Who says that B3ta doesn't educate?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 4:21, 5 replies)

Fistula
African women suffer from it all the time. It is incredibly debilitating. Someone I know is working to help lessen its impact on women who have this problem (generally caused by malnutrition and childbirth).
(satellite blows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 5:14, closed)

I've seen it..
post chilbirth, usually from a rough delivery. Several times it's been because kidlet had both arms bent over his head; elbows first.

At our hospital, they sew it up right then, but sattelite blows is right, it's a horrible problem in Africa. Our surgical team goes over for 2 weeks each year and does nothing but repairs.

This used to happen all the time in the last centuries. Can you imagine going around in the Victorian Era with shit leaking out your cunt? That would do for birth control, I guess.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 6:17, closed)

I hate being a woman
We get all the worse medical problems and we have to bloody well talk to each other about them all the time
(Jugular, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:26, closed)

shit and piss in one go - nice!
my ex boss (yahhh one of many - heh!) had a v.nasty condition whereby part of his intestine had adhered itself to his bladder and somehow made a hole, so that when he was going for a wee, bits of shit came out as well...apparently...well, it was corroborated (I hope you're impressed that I can still spell and use *big* words at this time on a sunday morning, after guiness) by the sales director (who used to provide the southern sh1t with board and lodging during the week, and saw it all first hand!)

It sounded nasty, but he was a seeunextoosdee, so mebbe there is a lolgod!!!

:D
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 3:00, closed)

I, too, have witnessed it.
My aunt was feeling poorly, then upchucked what popular science dictated should be the contents of her stomach.

Only it smelled of poo.

And was poo.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)