Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Can someone answer this one?
Me and my girlfriend like a little bit of role reversal occasionally, chiefly whereby she takes me up the wrong 'un with a length of synthetic vibrating man-meat slotted in to her fresh and fragrant lady parts, strapped on to her waist and then rammed home up my jacksie.
What I want to know is why my turds alays come out flat for about a day after, even if I went to the toilet just 5 minutes before? (including a thorough clean with the shower!)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 7:43, 1 reply)
Me and my girlfriend like a little bit of role reversal occasionally, chiefly whereby she takes me up the wrong 'un with a length of synthetic vibrating man-meat slotted in to her fresh and fragrant lady parts, strapped on to her waist and then rammed home up my jacksie.
What I want to know is why my turds alays come out flat for about a day after, even if I went to the toilet just 5 minutes before? (including a thorough clean with the shower!)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 7:43, 1 reply)
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