Italian waterparks
Whilst staying with some friends in Milan a few years ago, we headed to the local water park. First couple of rides were fine, the normal rapids etc. then we tried the body slide.(http://www.myrthapools.com/english/parchi_body_slides.html) What a mistake. The water sadly shot up every orifice it could find, leading me to have a water park sponsored enema. feeling quite uncomfortable, I head off to the toilets, and find an end cubicle, shut the door, and turn around to be met with a hole in the ground, and foot rests. No toilet roll holders at all. Opening the cubicle door, and now bent double with the cramps, I spy the toilet roll at other end of the room (20 cubicles either side), and hobble, moaning to grab some, make it back to the cubicle, and whip the bikini bottoms off, and assume the position.
All I can say, and perhaps this should be in the tips section, don't ever release an enema in flip flops!
(beaker77, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:24, Reply)