Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Look on the bright side...maybe your neighbour will spend some time giving your new toy a damned goooood clean, it's amazing how stubborn some of those sweetcorn husks can be when they get ingrained in the grooves and furrows in the latex.
Ahem. I believe.
It should be squeaky clean by your return, possibly enough to pop back in the box and return for a refund.
Next time, put a condom on it!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:22, Reply)
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