Outback Outpourings
Whilst traveling through the outback, covering quite a distance from Adelaide up through the middle to Cairns our diet was somewhat limited. Due to a preference to spend the majority of what little funds we shared collectively on alcohol and weed (beer is extremely expensive in the desert)we had little remaining for food, so as a result we dined mainly on cheese and tomato sauce sandwiches and chicken flavour super noodles. After a week or so my guts began to notice the distinct lack of any fibre and consequently began spewing green lumpy bum juice. My god given right to defecating pleasure was stripped from me, each fart became a gamble, 'will it be wet?', 'will i shit myself in an unbearably hot car?' My trip to the lavvy became pretty miserable, i was regularly having to hand wash my shorts at everystop, i resolved to sort it out. At the next available opportunity i gorged on anything merely fibre related, shreddies, brown bread, brown rice, anything with substance, it still took a couple of days but my immense joy when i finally coiled out a solid was uncontainable, I actually had to explain to a complete stranger why i was so inexplicably happy, 'Ive just done a hard poo!' I think he left the campsite after an hour or so!! That is and will forever be my best ever poo!
(lankynyack, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:20, Reply)