*hugs*
I know the feeling well, my girlfriend is this tiny 5'4" petite thing with the most delectable bottom imaginable, but christ, the gasses that emanate from it are the stuff of legends. Like you I'm of the belief that something up there must have died.

Furthermore, she delights in doing it silently in bed then shoving me under the covers to inhale the meaty guff.

Whats worse is that in public I get evil looks as everyone things they come from me rather than my blonde picture of innocence!
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 17:11, Reply)