Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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MY CAT!
My cat shits on my rug just to get back at me when i ignore her. i had my girlfriend round one day and we were quite happily doing wat we were doing wen my cat decides to climb up the middle of the bed and say hello, of course i push her off and we finish doing wat we have to do. Upon returning from the station where i dropped her off feeling all manly and satisfied i am met with a wall of smell and and the worst 10/15 minutes of my life washing her pungent pressie out of my shag rug! She has from then on insisted on doing it every time i push her off the bed or just ignore her.....bitch
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:38, Reply)
My cat shits on my rug just to get back at me when i ignore her. i had my girlfriend round one day and we were quite happily doing wat we were doing wen my cat decides to climb up the middle of the bed and say hello, of course i push her off and we finish doing wat we have to do. Upon returning from the station where i dropped her off feeling all manly and satisfied i am met with a wall of smell and and the worst 10/15 minutes of my life washing her pungent pressie out of my shag rug! She has from then on insisted on doing it every time i push her off the bed or just ignore her.....bitch
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:38, Reply)
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