Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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FYIWhy are turds tapered?
So your arse doesn't snap shut. That would sting.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:43,
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My dad's favourite joke!But he says "So your arse cheeks don't clap together with a bang".
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:06,
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Surely they're taperedbecause your arse doesn't slam shut?
Logs aren't readily-formed waiting to come out. Your colon is roomier than the diameter of a typical log, so the poo is sitting there in a mound rather than in logs. It's like those toys in which you place a lump of plasticine and then extrude it out of a whimsically-shaped hole.
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:22,
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