Exploding infant
When my daughter was tiny, I remember one magnificent crap she took: She was screaming her head off and emitting noxious fumes, so noxious I pulled her nappy cuff aside. And looked in.

Most of it went into the nappy, but the rest...my face has never been as clean before or since.

Length? Try blast radius.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:04, Reply)