A True "Shit Story"
My Niece has just been in a singing contest in Nashville, Tennessee. It's called "Can You Duet" for those of you that get CMT (Country Music Television). Anyway, I am not a great 'travel shitter' and have, at least as far as I know, the record at The Citadel for longest period without a dookie: 14 days. (Freshman year there is a terrifying experience and you dont eat much, so I guess its not that big a deal)

So I dont like dropping the kids off at the pool in strange, untidy bathrooms. So with travelling, this was the case. I have made three trips to Nashville (from Maryland, about a 13 hour drive) in the past three weeks (thank God the contest is over now). So the last trip, I was doing my best to not drop the duece and finally, I had to give in. Fortunately the Gaylord Opryland Hotel (its REAL name) has great bathrooms.

So I dropped a dook and the thing was MASSIVE. I mean, it looked quite like a teenage anaconda popping its head above the waterline to see if anything worth eating was about.

So I text message my buddy a photograph I took of it and he replied "Looks to be about 6 Kourics!" When I got home from the trip, on my front doorstep was a small trophy with a note that said "Congratulations! You beat me by a Kouric!, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! Love Bono."

I really need to look into finding some new friends.

Cheers!

PS(For those of you that dont get it, it's a Soutpark reference. Sorry. And honestly, its not THAT funny, so this is two craps in one story!)
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 4:36, 3 replies)

dookie
wow...I haven't heard that word since elementary school!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 5:30, closed)

I have a similar problem
It's not that I have a problem shitting in strange toilets, but the moment I leave the borders of my home county, nothing will come out. I can keep eating and eating for two weeks, but it doesn't go anywhere! I may get a rice krispie size nugget for my troubles. But it doesn't come out en masse when I get home either. Where does it go?
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:05, closed)

So?
How'd she do?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:47, closed)