Salt my boy.
The excess salt in your digestive tract would have drawn water through your intestines the wrong way (ie. from your bloodstream into your guts, instead of the other way round) through the process of osmosis. By this logic, I would say it is relatively safe to claim you were shitting a large portion of blood out your anus. Happy days.

_{This is my own personal diagnosis, I am not a doctor, so don't take anything I say at all serioiusly.}
(Stinky Wizzleteats Should probably be doing something more productive, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:35, Reply)