How To Get a Very Strange Look from a Famous Newsreader
(It's sort of taken as read, that you have a job with a large TV station, the name of which I dare not breathe, just in case...)

1) Eat a large sticky chocolate muffin, found lurking in the office.

2) Head for the lavs, in order to wash the sticky brown marks from your digits.

3) Decide to 'kill two birds' and have a quick Jimmy-Riddle beforehand.

4) Flush, emerge from stall, and stand at washbasin (complete with brown sticky fingers) next to said newsreader.

Click 'I Like This' if you think I should smile and lick my fingers next time...
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 18:57, 4 replies)

Even better
Smile and lick HIS fingers
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 20:15, closed)

Who said it was a 'he'?
;)
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 20:21, closed)

Apologies
...smile and lick IT'S fingers. :)
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 20:41, closed)

Oh God yes
See if you can't offer them a chocolate pretzel, like in Mallrats.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:22, closed)