My ex wife told me this story
so it would be advisable to take it with a pinch of salt (trust me, it would) but she said she witnessed it with her own eyes.

She was/is a nurse, and on returning home one evening, she regailed me with the tale of a fellow nurse, also a lady, who had been on the phone during her break. While on there, whoever she had been phoning had presumably said something funny.

"HahaERK" is the noise I imagine when I think of the scene, as the nurse erupted in laughter which was choked off seconds later as an entire turd fell out of her trouser leg and rolled across the floor.

As I say, pinch of salt, but imagine if it were true!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 2:53, Reply)