Poke *SPLAT*
As some of you may know, elderly dogs, especially collies, sometimes need to be "unblocked" by the vets when their anal glands get all full up of goop. My dog is no exception bless her, and she hates going to the vets with a passion. Can't say as I blame her, really.

So, one day whilst the dog is knocked out to have a biopsy, the vet decided to have a poke around and clear things out a bit for the benefit of my dogs behind. The trouble was, that as the vet was poking around, she was having a conversation with one of the nurses. And then, whilst the vet was knuckle-deep in my dog's barking spider, the inevitable happened. In much the same manner as a mousetrap being set off, a sudden release of pressure resulted in a jet of liquid dog shit going all over the vet's face.

For some reason, the vet expected sympathy from me for this!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:28, Reply)