Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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BungleA not-so-bright lad from my home town, called Bungle, was larking about with his pals in a local copse one day, when, for reasons unknown, decided he was going to have a shit from up in a tree. In front of said pals.
He sat on a branch, dropped his trousers and underpants, hung his arse over the back of the branch and proceeded to deliver his payload.
Sadly at the crucial moment his balance faltered, and to correct this he swang his legs back just in time to catch the turd in his pants.
He then fell out of the tree and ended up in a shitty heap on the ground below, to howls of laughter from his audience.
Poor old Bungle.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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Ah, that image will stay with me for a long time...I've just had to stifle a belly laugh so that the other guys in my office won't ask me what I'm laughing about, and I won't have to tell them and look like the infantile individual I really am.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:38, closed)
Same xDIn the middle of class.
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(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:22, closed)
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