My best mate
has a 3 year old son. I'm a bit weird round kids, I'm more than a little afraid of them, but I love the little fella to bits and he's constantly cracking me up.

About a year ago, when he was around 2, upon returning from our weekly visit to the local kebab shop my mate suddenly stopped on his way in the door. There was the wee man, standing in his PJ's with a big smile on his face. My mate turned to me and said "I forgot about this. What's the funniest word you can think of.... don't tell me. Now. Imagine that word being said by a 2 year old...."

He observed my face for a second, turned to his angelic son and said "****, what's down the toilet pan?"

"Jobbies!"
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:41, 2 replies)

our (English) boss
doesn't understand why his oft-asked question

"Anyone got time for a 5 minute jobby" causes hysteria.

Sometime we really must tell him ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:10, closed)

Hahaha
I don't think I'd be able to contain myself... "That jobby you wanted me to do, I've done it..."
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:14, closed)