Same best mate
as in the previous tale once told me of a rather odd situation a few years back at his job.

He works in a garage (he now runs it) and one day, the toilets became blocked. They tried the plunger, nothing. They were considering phoning a plumber when my mates dad arrived on the scene.

He's always been a bit of a character has my mates dad, he's one of the "old school" of men. Rough and ready, scared of nothing, guts of iron and a sense of humour that just doesn't exist these days.

Informing him of the problem and their plan to phone a plumber, he replies "Ach, I'll sort it", reaches in bare handed, rummages around a bit and pulls out a large solid turd.

"Whose is this? It's fuckin' solid!" he says, as if producing a solid one is more disgusting than fishing it from the U-bend with your bare hands.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:00, 2 replies)

"Click"
Though I dont think a bit of it's true, you literally made me laugh out loud! And thats no easy task today: I work from home in sales and today, in our Dallas Texas office, out of six sales people, five were fired.

So even if it is a lie, you brightened my day!

Cheers
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:38, closed)

It very well may be,
but it's the story I was told to the best of my recollection :) However, knowing him I do believe it's possible, he's a character :P Glad it raised a chortle :)
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 1:33, closed)