Juvenile poo
My mom told me that once we were queuing up at the airport to go on hols. We got to the front of the counter and she sat me down on the airline check in desk and proceeded to do all the passport stuff. While all this was going on I stood up and did a massive shit. My mom and the airline girl only realised something was wrong when my runny poo had run down my leg and hit the counter.
My mom says that dad was very pissed off.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:57, 3 replies)

Well
I'm not surprised. That's no way for a 17 yr old to behave. You should have at least grimaced and kick-started an imaginary motorbike whilst you were doing it, for effect.
(Rsoles, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, closed)

youthful innonence
the things kids can get away with is astonishing. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah





hahahahaha






hahahahahahahah
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:28, closed)

And
that is the last time George Bush was allowed to go on a big persons holiday...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:45, closed)