Similar story
Told to me by a mate of mine who is ex army:
They were all in the mess one night and the usual challenges came out until one bloke says:
'I'll drink a shit in a pint glass'
A glass is taken into the toilet and a few minutes later is duly returned filled with one floating log as per.

The log was floating on milk (WTF??).

Laddo then proceeded to drink this milky surprise while most other members of the bar were busy puking up.
When asked what it was like the hero squaddie said:
'it was alright but the turd bouncing on my nose kept distracting me'

Bloody squaddies eh?!?
no dresses ruined tho!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:49, Reply)