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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

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Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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re: just for the men (see lower doon)
i've experienced this too, in fact our IT bloke at my last place set up an email group 'men ony' most of the stuff was the odd risque funny or football gag but quite often the toilet complaints would go round.

heres what i learned

there are a secret group living amoung us who do not have a crap at work.

this splits into 2 subspecies
1. i dont shit at work because i dont like using strange toilets
2. i dont shit at work because i dont think its right to do so/unfair on others/just wrong

now if thats not anal retentive i dont know what the hell is. its not like there isnt any privacy, the lavatories are hidden away in well ventilated rooms with little private cubicles.

weirdos
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, 5 replies)
But that's so wrong
As has been discussed here before, it makes sense to crap at work, because:

a) you're getting paid to do it, and
b) it saves you money on toilet roll.

A win-win situation for the employee!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:58, closed)
I work in an all-female section
and none of us EVER, EVER poos at work if we can possibly avoid it. Yes, we have discussed it, and yes, copious amounts of alcohol had been taken first!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:02, closed)
I always poo at work and for some reason they are stinkier when done here...

(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:16, closed)
Men don't need alcohol
We can discuss our shites at length*, and indeed do on many an occasion.

*Pun intended.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:29, closed)
That is something I love about my office
The building is quite old so even though the ladies room is small, it has a window that actually opens quite wide.....which makes for immediate ventilation when there is a bad smell.

Unfortunately the window opens onto the Judges' parking lot. Or perhaps that is actually fortunate.....
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:55, closed)

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