Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (inspired by Frankspencers post)
Ok, this is for a million spounds:-

Question: What kind of shit comes out of a pigs arse? Is it

A) Dog shit
B) Pig shit
C) Bird shit, or
D) The Cutty Sark

You have two lifelines left, you can phone a retarded friend or ask the audience who all have the mental age of seven. You used the other lifeline up when I asked you your name and occupation, but we would only have taken away the two least likely answers anyway.

I will now procede to undermine your confidence by asking you repeatedly "are you sure" and reminding you how much money you could lose whilst sniffing my fingers.

Just as you feel ready to answer the question we will cut to a break.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, 6 replies)

xD
Giggles
(ShitBitch, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:01, closed)

Is that your final answer?
*sniffs fingers*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:02, closed)

!
or

E) Jeremy Kyle
(Biff..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:07, closed)

Are you sure...
because the production assistant is telling me to spin it out for another 90 seconds to the next ad break...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)

come on, come on
I'm on the edge of my seat here. Is D the right answer? Don't keep me in suspenders.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:33, closed)

So 'D' is your final answer
Lets find out if you're right...after the break!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:00, closed)