Shit story in Germany
A very appropriate place for something involving feces to happen, I suppose..

As it happened, my school organised trips to the film festival in Hückelhoven, Germany every year. I started going when I was in 3rd year, and this particular incident took place when I was in 5th year at the tender age of 17. We'd gone to Hückelhoven with a group of 14 people, a number of which were complete nutters (who might or might not have included me).

One day there were absolutely no films any of us wanted to see, and aside from the films, there was absolutely fuck all to do in the tiny town of Hückelhoven during the day, so we ended up sitting around the square outside the festival hall boring ourselves to death. Cue one of the guys in the group to start telling a story about how he once crapped in a plastic bag in hotel room in Rome, after which he dropped it out of the window, of course either inspiring disgust or hilarity among his audience.

At this point, people starting daring him to outdo his previous feat and suggested he crap into a glass of some sort, and leave it at the busiest point in town. So he did....

He found an empty coca-cola glass, took it to a quiet spot somewhere in the middle of town - not bothering to find a restroom, but I suppose if you're that far gone.. - shat in the glass, an stuck a fluorescent green ice cream spoon it. He then placed it on the edge of a fountain in the middle of town, and took a picture. Nobody around seem to realise that there was a turd on their fountain...

I don't think I was ever so disgusted and amused at the same time..
(Askew, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:05, 1 reply)

you get a click
just for the spoon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 18:03, closed)