Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Horsesare just walking pots of Evo-stik. They should be made to wear nappies if on the road. Seriously.
Hitting a mound of fresh horseshit at 60mph (or at any speed, really) whilst you are leaning to take a corner on a motorbike and feeling the tyres lose grip for just long enough for you to bottle out, sit up, and hence NOT take the corner, is no laughing matter. It actually means going in a straight line where you were once going round a bend, destroying a hedge, lots of expensive fairing and instrument clock damage, and a trip to casualty when someone actually spots you over the other side of the road in a ditch and stops to rescue you. (After 2 stupid cunty women have passed by, looked at you lying there, then carried on, not wanting to get involved)
I fucking hate horses.
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