Bog muncher
We had a someone where I work (probably a student) who used to eat his lunch in the toilet cubicle. Every day you could go in after 1pm and find an empty crisp bag, sandwich wrapper, juice bottle etc lying on the floor. Usually with a copy of the Sun.

One day, a colleague (let's call him Gareth, for the usual reasons) was in having a pee when he heard the unmistakable sounds of in-cubicle lunch munching, So having shaken and rezipped, he decided to lean down and have a look under the door to see who it was. Only the bloke inside must have had a similar idea as when Gareth looked under, his eyes met with those of the closet luncher looking out!

Eventually, we got fed up with the mess and put up a sign inside the cubicle which read:

"Please do not eat your lunch in this cubicle. People have to shite in here".

He took the hint.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:13, 1 reply)

This!1
happens in the building where i attend my course. i once saw a bit of chocolate (and before you ask it was chocolate cos ther pattern thats on the back of some chocolate bars was on it) on the ssanitary bin



WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, closed)