Mrs Livinbin's post(s) reminded me...
of a joke last night. Now that she has kindly posted a pic, I might as well share the joke for those of you who haven't heard it:

A man on a state-of-the-art plane had an urgent need for a poo, but the men's room was occupied. The stewardess, seeing his plight, allowed him to use the ladies room, but with a warning. The stewardess told the man "under NO circumstances should you push the 3 buttons on the wall"

The man entered the ladies loo, sat down for his poo, and noticed the buttons on the wall. As he had nothing else to pass the time while 'in conference', he became curious about the 3 buttons he saw marked "WW", "PP", and "ATR".

By the time his work was done, curiosity got the better of him and he reasoned, "it is in the ladies loo for all the birds to use, what harm would pushing a button possibly do?" He pushed the button marked "WW". Warm water came out of a jet and gently splashed his bum. He was surprised how nice it felt.

Thinking that the first button was so good, he pressed the button marked "PP". A powder puff popped out and patted his bum dry. He squirmed with pleasure and thought, "Wow, these women have it made! That stewardess just didn't want men to find out how great women have it." Thinking that, he pushed the button marked "ATR".

When the man awoke in a bed, there happened to be a nurse standing nearby, The man was confused (and a bit scared) and asked, "Where the hell am I? I was on a plane, in the loo...now I'm here? What happened?"

The nurse replied, "Do you remember the stewardess warning you not to press the buttons?"

The man hesitated, "umm...well, yes I do remember that."

The nurse gave the man a stern look and told him, "The last button marked 'ATR' means 'Automatic Tampon Remover'. Your penis is under your pillow."
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:25, Reply)