Squaddies
Posted as a reply to the guy who was on about girls dresses being ruined but thought it was too good a story for a reply only so here it is, plus it's my birthday today! 28! Hurrah!

Told to me by a mate of mine who is ex army:
They were all in the mess one night and the usual challenges came out until one bloke says:
'I'll drink a shit in a pint glass'
A glass is taken into the toilet and a few minutes later is duly returned filled with one floating log as per.

The log was floating on milk (WTF??).

Laddo then proceeded to drink this milky surprise while most other members of the bar were busy puking up.
When asked what it was like the hero squaddie said:
'it was alright but the turd bouncing on my nose kept distracting me'

Bloody squaddies eh?!?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:39, 7 replies)

....
Strangely Familiar story... can't think why...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:53, closed)

^ because there was a story
a while back which was similar, stupid dares I think, guy drank a shit in a glass of beer, after finishing and everyone throwing up, he took it out and revealed it as a mars bar..
(Belgaer is, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:19, closed)

Yeah
It is a friend story but the bloke who told me isn't known for making stuff up so who knows
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:25, closed)

I'm always of the opinion
that just because something is commonly thought of as an urban legend, doesn't mean that it hasn't happened to someone

especially something like this. people have to get their ideas from somewhere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:39, closed)

Mars Bar Trick
I've done it. i think i may have posted the story on here too!

although, we used cider and pretended it was wee.
(TheManofScience, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, closed)

Yarp.
That'll be why its familiar then.

Marvy.

Milk... weird...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:55, closed)

Wouldn't a Lion bar
Be more authentic? After all, how could you crimp off one that is rectangular in shape?

Just a warped thought...
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:11, closed)