A Shit....By Royal Appointment
About 10 years ago now (christ, that's come around quick) I used to work in a computer shop next to Swansea Train Station. We all turned up for work, and setup the shop as per. Outside however, there were alot of police about getting ready for the Queen and Prince Phillip to come off the train to tour Swansea (something to do with the National Assembly at the time).
So it's not every day the fecking Queen drives past your work place so 3 of us go outside and wait for "her mag's" to cruise past. After 10 minutes the police proceed past followed by the Germans in thier public waving vehicle. Phillip sees us and starts waving like hell while smiling happily, so we wave back. What a nice racist we think. Queeny however has a look of shock on her face looking down the road. We follow her stare.....to see 2 tramps who've come out of an alley next to the building opposite, one of which is laying a pipe on the pavement just as the Royal car passed. The look on the Queen's face is one which will make me laugh for many years :)
Welcome to Swansea ma'am.

I think this is a rp, but it's a goody
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:20, 6 replies)

RP or not it made me laugh
*clicks*

"Pheelup, has one noticed that poor man is laying a Gordon?"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:38, closed)

Click
Its common practice up here Ma'am
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:51, closed)

hmmm
tramp jeccy
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:02, closed)

zedsmith....
I wish :D

There again, you don't get enough tramps posting on forums nowadays...tis a sad world we live in.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:12, closed)

Was this shop called 5th Dimension?
I was at Uni in Swansea 10 years ago and perused that fine establishment on many an occasion :)
( Weetobix, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 13:21, closed)

Yes it was Weeto
And it was fine for a while (until something rather nasty happened there, another QotW answer, see the Debts Best Page)

Aint had anything to do with them for a good bit though, miss the good ol' days.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 0:24, closed)