Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Ministry of Ranting Grumpily and Shooting People?I'm your man.
Minister of Health Alteration perhaps?
Txt speak in emails should be punishable by the superglueing together of the fingers, buttocks and knees prior to a good birching.
Wanton use of 'LOL' without a Licence (available from the MoHA at £1000 p.a.) means you get loaded into the trebuchet and hurled off-shore. Use of PMSL without photographic proof, witnessed by a JP or similar upstanding person, will result in being drowned in a vat of matured tomcat wee. Pretending to be from South Central LA when you are in fact a native of Eastbourne will result in your forced deportation to the 'hood'. We just won't bother to land the aircraft.
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