The Jesus.
I once worked in the studio of a marketing agency. Next to me sat an annoying young arsehole who thought he knew everything. This was bad enough without his brother joining the company a few months later. Compared to this new guy, the original brother was an angel. Brother 2 had cribbed the answers to the interview test to get the job (guess who from), played his House music over the studio stereo instead of wearing headphones and was a monosyllabic f***wit. However his one impressive achievement was laying the most enormous brown trout in the bogs which is still talked about to this day, 8 years later. Not only was it the width of a beer can, it appeared to have hairs coming out of it. We all went in and looked at it and each person visiting the loo tried to flush it away without success for 48 hours. Finally it went down, only to appear again a whole day later. It was truly the Jesus of bum-otters.
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 0:10, 1 reply)

Hahaha
"bum-otters"!!! *click*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 1:43, closed)