Hahaha
Oh, I hope this makes the top page!

Something very similar happened when I was at school. One of the kids in my class, while we were all busy splashing around during the 'fun' session, went very quiet and slunk off to the corner of the pool.

Where he had a poo.

The trouble was that the poo he had was not your common-or-garden solid poo. He had a catastrophic failure of bowel control, and let loose a slick of orangey-brown runny nastiness.

A pool has never been cleared faster. To this day I can see the fecal (sp?) cloud spreading through the water, and can remember being disappointed that I'd be back in maths soon.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:54, Reply)