Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Lost shitI used to work nights many moons ago and part of my routine when arriving home in the morning, after the lady beebobod went to work, i used to skin up, watch telly and relax. usually factor in a wank of course.
One such morning i did the routine and settled down to watch the telly stark bollock naked.
Prior to sitting i could feel a fart so i assumed a sumo position and let rip a big dirty fart and then laid on the sofa and relaxed, in the noood, as is my wont.
About 10 am i started to get tired so i got up, turned off the telly and straightened out the throw which covered our sofa, only to find an immaculate cone of shit, which had somehow evaded my laying down position position and stayed perfectly formed, on the cover.
It looked like one of those little cones of incense.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:13, Reply)
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