play 1 - scene 3
piktur the seen, it is a luvly warm summer eevning and the burds are singing in the sky.
the hero of this storey walks in, richhard says, 'does i not need more than men need?, am i not hooman? if i gets cutt do i not bleed like meer mortalz?
then the sexy bow off this storey takes her dress off. 'let me poop in yer hare richhard, pleese i am beggin yoo!'
'no' sayz richhard. ' i will poop on your boobeez' everyone knows how the hero of this storee likes pooping on peeple.
richhard unrobes hisself and curlz a richhard the thurd out on her boobeez and then beginz to lik it of. 'mmm' sayz richhard, i luv the faecal depozitz on your boobeez.'
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:48, 3 replies)

ummmm..
what?
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:49, closed)

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!
Have a clicky for managing to encapsulate everything people have whinged about in so few lines.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:53, closed)

That's a work of literary genius.
Have a click.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:03, closed)