ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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You're raising a brood of kleptomaniacs!Don't fight it - buy you eldest a top hat (or get him to nick one),
then get a big old coat on a dummy and sew bells onto the pockets.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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