ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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My older brother..Not me.. but my older brother.. Went through a phase of stealing the most stupid things from shops or wherever.
So he would come home with stuff such as price inserts from the supermarket. Buy one get one free posters, table numbers and gentlemen signs from the pub.
Once he came home with an almost life sized cardboard cut out of lara croft he nicked from the cinema.
The funniest was when he woke up after a drunk night out with a bus stop and a property sales sign in bed with him. (both complete with poles)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:04, Reply)
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