ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Not me but a mate etcAged about 13 me and my chocolate loving chums (fnar) used to go in to the local sweetshop, run by a shifty paedo looking man called Eggbert.
One of my particularly light fingered friends got quite profficient at nicking creme eggs over the course of a week or so despite the fact the box was right by the counter, until one day they were put on a shelf above the till meaning that Eggbert had to bring the box down to serve you/leer better.
My mate somehow Derren Browned (qwoo qwoo) his way in to stealing 8 that day. Mad skillz- I've no idea how he did it, but shortly after that he peaked with a whole box of milk tray, the guilt of which led him to change his ways.
Live and learn eh?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:23, Reply)
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