ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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absolutely true storythere was this guy right who robbed a shop with a gun:
robber: GIMME ALL THE MONEY IN THE TILL
shop owner: no
robber: FUCKING WHAT 20 cigs then!?
shop owner: no
robber: ah fuck this i'm off... can i at least have a plastic bag?
shop owner: no.
he later ran into her without his mask, and apologized. she reported him and was prosecuted!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:19, Reply)
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