ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Creepy ChildI like to think I actually had a more perverted life as a child then I do now. What with my early introduction to pron (Me aged 8, brother waking me up to show me nekked ladies on t.v. running around a field) led on to naughty thoughts about the powerpuff girls and things an 8 year old shouldn't think, but that's probably for another qotw.
My life of crime (shoplifting) started around this age, stealing bouncy balls, pick and mix and eye make up, I was baaaad.
Now it's just the occasional cake from the canteen, I get hungry and can think of better ways to spend my lunch money.
DS!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:22, Reply)
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