ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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this is not my story - i was told it by a friendWhen he was younger, woolworths were still offering the service by which you could, for a small charge, stash your bags in their store until you wanted to go home. From this humble beginning, he hatched a plot whereby an entire stereo system was stolen - he simply bagged it up, handed it in at the "bag store" and collected it later.
Genius.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:06, Reply)
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