ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Relentless...Well I work at the local Morrisons, and to put it extremely lightly security is relaxed. That seriously is an overstatement... The only people who get caught stealing are drug addicts with no trolley/basket.
Anyway, I'm getting distracted here. Basically around an hour or so after I get in/after dinner hour one of two options usually arises. The most common being me deciding to casually grab a can of Relentless or the new improved Relentless "Inferno" and down it upstairs in the warehouse.
The far more interesting way of doing things of course though is when my friend the freezer dept. manager is in. He simply points at his watch, raises his eyebrows, and we both know what time it is, a Relentless each in the -20degrees storage freezer. My days, it's theft with style I tell you. Oh and on a number of occassions I've had away with my monthly issue of PC Gamer (usually £5.99)
Length? This has been going on since I started, I feast on sweets too, the cost must be in the £1000's
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:27, 1 reply)
Relentless.Looks like special brew for goths.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:51,
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