ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I regularly steal........catfood.
Simple method, dont grab a basket, pick up the rest of your shopping by hand, then when youve run out of arm space put a few sachets of catfood in your pocket and proceed to the checkout without paying.
I wouldnt mind paying, but the little bastard just chills out in the house all day, doesent look for a job or anything. Lazy bastard.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:52, Reply)
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