a few years back
when I was a retail monkey for Halfords, we were out the back unloading a delivery lorry. The unit next to ours was Currys. They also had a delivery truck in. We had a few staff unloading and always did it in relays so someone was always outside with the open lorry as it was a rough area and theft from an unguarded truck was very likely.
When we finished we were standing around outside chatting and watching the currys folk unload all their fridges and washing machines etc. They werent leaving anyone outside to guard the truck. As we watched some guy who had obviously been watching from the bushes nearby sprang out and grabbed an under-counter fridge or freezer - dunno which it was... He hoisted it up above his head and took off at a run. We watched in amazement as he ran a good 500yds to the end of the retail units, hoisted the fridge up onto the wall seperating us from the local housing estate and climbed over himself. We never said anything to the currys staff as we reckoned anyone who can run that far with a fridge over their head deserves to get away with it.
(dave likes cheese, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:42, 3 replies)

Obviously not the bloke i mentioned in Netto a few posts down
He couldn't have run the 500 yards, never mind with a fridge.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:16, closed)

Olympics
I reckon we as a nation should trawl these housing estates to identify criminals like this.... then get them on our team for the Olympics!

Anyone who can run 500yds with a fridge over their head would probably win gold!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:01, closed)

"Anyone who can run 500yds with a fridge over their head would probably win gold!"
Just don't put them in the relay race. You'll never see that baton again.
(Musuko, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:21, closed)