ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Sunny GrimsbyI remember walking into town, about to enter the super market and out sprints a bloke with....
a packet of bogroll. Closely followed by a security guard.
how low can you go?!
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:53,
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Don't blame him.Considering the look of disgust the checkout lady once gave me in morrisons as I stood there with eyes like pissholes in the snow and hangover sweats, attempting to purchase only bogroll. Normally in such situations I purchase other items to make it look like I'm not about to do a poo but in this instance there just wasn't time.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:41,
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