ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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My entire crime sheet* 1 pack of Blu-Tack from B&Q
* A roll of string from the local Post Office
I was never caught once. Ninja skills, faulty logic.
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Iki I think my camel is dead., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:57,
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"I was never been caught once"Faulty fucking English too, I'd say...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:52,
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That's two posts in a row I've fucked upThat's what I get for juggling programming, b3ta and Warcraft III.
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Iki I think my camel is dead., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:10,
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