ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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WalnutIt so happened, that early one crisp winters morn, i went out with my mother, of the time (since disowned),and happened upon a small stall selling fruit and veg. Amongst this treasure trove of fresh produce, was featured a small box of nuts. The most impressively sized of which, i felt an urge to procure.
I didn't know what it was.
All i knew was that i wanted it.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:02, Reply)
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