ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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wellI have never shoplifted anything.
Have been asked to leave a job for borrowing* things though, fucksocks.
*look alright, stealing, but I was young, even more stupid than i am now, broke and being threatened with nastiness from Coventry Uni housing association at the time.
If i am ever given too much change nowadays i always give it back, gawd bless my still tarnished honour
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:28, Reply)
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