ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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"Anti smack head" flourescent lightingI once knew someone that stole one of those blue flourescent lights, intact with all the fittings. You know, those "Anti smack head" lights that light up a trippy blue colour to inhibit would be smack heads from injecting themselves.
He nicked it from a local train station, and, amazingly, managed to walk out with it down his trouser leg and under his shirt. Obviously, as a result he couldn't bend one knee, so he exited the premises walking in a somewhat robotic matter.
I really don't know how he got away with it. Looked cool as fuck in his living room though as mood lighting.
Got a couple of more mad stories to share...stay tuned...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:13, 1 reply)
they don't really do anything anywayI mean feel your elbow, you should be able to feel your veins under the skin..... and that's without having your arm tourniqueted (sp?) and a whole lot of practise at finding them.
Apparenty some junkies really like them coz they mean the toilets aren't watched too carefully.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 3:13, closed)
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