ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Bloke I metI once got chatting to an Irish bloke in a pub here in Manchester who claimed to be one of the world's best shoplifters. I had my doubts about this until he told me that, a few years previously, he'd lifted the whole Arndale Centre 6 feet up...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:17, 1 reply)
.Pooflake owns you.
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