ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Frank. You bitchFrank, you are a cunt. I'm from Liverpool and I don't steal. But you Frank, you probably have an ugly mum, and you're also shite at jokes
I'm not really from Liverpool.
You're still a cunt though. An unfunny one at that.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:39, Reply)
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