ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Dour.....Musoko, I think I'm falling for you. After all, I think you crave the attention, and I can supply it. Plus, when we start our new life together, perhaps I can show you how to make friends and avoid coming across as a humourless and witless drone.
You see, dear Musokiplops, I know about the edit button, but that would take the fun out of the post. After all, this site is meant to be about FUN, not about projecting the personality of the gormless lovechild of Esther Rantzen and Lord Runcie. Why try to take the moral high ground, rather than post for the amusement of others?
I'm glad you did your homework on me, my lovely Mussucky. I doubt anyone ever thought highly enough of you to slide piss under your door - but don't be sad - you seem to have all the piss you need. And vinegar, for that matter.
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