ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Blame the barman...When I was travelling in Italy a few years back I went out on the lash in Florence. Beatiful city. Anyhow, I ended up with some brand new friends in some random bar. We were all pretty pissed and it was my turn to buy the drinks. Unfortunately, being a guy and all, I lack breasts. It would seem these appendages were the keys to service at this particular bar. I waited for what seemed like hours and the barmen flirted with and served girl after girl. In the end I thought 'fuck it, nobody is paying any attention to me' so I leaned over the bar and grabbed the first bottle of spirits I could reach. Made up with my, now concealed, steal I headed back to the table and with a flourish produced
a bottle of triple sec.
For those of you not familiar with the aforementioned beverage, it tastes foul with just about everything. We still drank it though. Hid the empty bottle in the toilet cistern.
Happy days!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 18:44, Reply)
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